
hello everyone! today i am going to be talking about 14 ways to die by vincent ralph. i gave this book 2/5 stars. i honestly wish i liked this book, but i feel like it was just not good and that this book could have been done better. and also so much of this book just didn’t make sense, and i really didn’t like it.
trigger warning- murder, grief, death of a parent, violence, suicide attempt, blood, death, body horror, cursing, gore, suicide, stalking, alcoholism, bullying, emotional abuse, toxic relationship, self harm, kidnapping, gaslighting.
i think one of my biggest issues with this book was how every single person in jess’ life just did shit for her. like, in the start of the book you have jess talking to her dad with how she wants to do this vlog series and hunt down who killed her mom and 13 other people. like, she talks about how he’s protective and how he never lets her memory die. and i just don’t know why he never put a stop to the whole vlog series, cause she put herself in harms way more than one time. and like it just annoyed the hell out of me because there was so many adults and other friends in her life who could have told her that she shouldn’t do this or at least calm the hell down with it all. like, i know a lot of actions on mystery books are reckless as hell, but i feel like this book was just to the extreme, with millions of people watching it unfold, i think someone should have told her to calm the hell down.
but, with the mystery plot of the book, which is arguably one of the biggest parts of the book, i think this was just done terribly. like, there was so many parts of this book were jess would just sit at her desk or go to school and do literally shit, and just wait for people to give her info. like, the mystery plot of this book was just done so terribly, with how they executed everything so not well. like, they could have put something there, like actual threats towards her or something that makes her think someone in the town did it, and now she is just trying to do it or like a mis trail or something. so, if you are getting what i’m saying is that they needed to put something in here that actually did something, or just have some better plot to all of this.
with that being said, i feel like the plot with jess actually trying to find who did it, like nothing happened. like i said, she pretty much just sat there all day and waited for people to help her. like, some random ass guy emailed her and helped her with it all, and he did most of the leg work in the case. like, i feel like jess, as a person, didn’t do shit with anything. like, she was pretty much just the face behind it all and the one that is telling the story. like, i wish they just changed it since anytime she actually did any work was when it hit her in the face, and she didn’t do anything else besides that.
but, i feel like the suspension and the tension between the book just didn’t work. like, i feel like the stakes were high, to a degree, since the magpie man could come out and kill a bunch more people, overall. but i feel like the stakes for jess weren’t high at the same time, like i think the threats just weren’t good, even when they were real. like, i think the tension just wasn’t there for the characters and i think they just needed to put something else there. and i guess it could have been me, but i feel like they needed to have something.
granted, as a person, i kind of liked jess. like, i really liked that she was determined and that she did fight for what she did think was right. and i really think she did the right thing with trying to find who did it, even though i think how she actually did it was bad, but i think she could have done more. but, i still really liked to see how much she still cared for her mom, even years after she died. and i think it was kind of cool to see how much she loves her and still keeps her memory alive. but, i do think she could have been a better investigator.
but, i do think her as a character, her development and writing was all over the place. like, there were times where she would make a mistake and fuck up, but then instead of saying, you know, that was wrong i won’t do it again, 10 pages later we’ll have her do something again. like, i think they would have jess say she learnt, but she never actually learnt. and some of her actions were just reckless and stupid, still probably not over the death of her mother, if you could ever actually get over that. and there were plenty of times were she would say she cared for someone, but then she would do something that could’ve gotten them hurt, which i feel like was so stupid and dumb. and i feel like she just needed to be written better in the grand scheme of thigs.
as for the actual reveal of who the magpie man was, it was dumb as all hell. like, i feel that were was so much built up with who it could be, and all these clues that could lead it to be someone else. like i feel that with having the who done it, there was like five other characters that could have been the killer, but weren’t in the end, and who probably could have been a more convincing killer. since, who the actual killer was some other character who was mentioned once or twice, and it was just so dumb and something that i feel could have been better. and again, i feel like the who done it was handed to her on a silver platter, since she didn’t even hunt him down, someone told her who it was, in the end. and the person did literally nothing in the book.
but, i feel like there was also this really weird romance in this book. like, i feel that the one romance that i thought was going to go somewhere was the one guy in the production, who is a whole ass adult. and even to kind of try to put the chemistry in the book was just weird and i honestly hated it so much. like i don’t even know why the author took time to almost try to develop it, if they did it on purpose. and then the other romance that i also thought was going to go somewhere with her ‘partner in crime’ like i thought something was going to happen there but he’s like 14 where she is like 16/17, so i’m kind of glad nothing took off there, since that would just be kind of gross and so unnecessary.
anyway, that is all for today! this was honestly a mess of a book, and i only really read it cause it was short and quick so it would dump up my goodreads goal. but, i guess it was quick and easy and the chapters were short, so you can’t really complain to much.




